This post is so obnoxiously unintelligible. Really, all you are saying is that your hairstylist has been with you much longer than any romantic relationship. The comparison is just asinine; it is akin to constructing the same metaphor with the cashier at your local grocer.
If your concern is that your relationships are short-lived, then your analysis should be directed inward, not onto your consumer habits.
Congrats to your stylist, babies are adorable!